Parenthood trips me up.? You too, huh?? I'm not surprised.?
Shhh - I won't tell if you won't.? What aren't we telling?
That being a mom is scary.? Funny.? Downright weird.? Who else nods in relation as you tell the story about how you invented a secret, super-powered monster repellant spray (water) in your secret lab (the bathroom sink) and skillfully exterminated every boogey man, monster, and bad guy that could ever materialize in your house?
And we did it without falling in the floor laughing at the ridiculousness of it.