- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of cow poop.
- Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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