Start with two rolls of cheap crescent rolls, two wedged, peeled green apples (Don't eat any! Moral to come later in our story), and cinnamon-sugar mix.
Preheat the oven to the temperature on the rolls (375F in this case), and line your cookie sheet with foil so clean-up is easy.
Roll out the first can of rolls and sprinkle liberally with cinnamon-sugar mix.
Take a close up picture and be really proud of how it turned out considering you're using an iPhone.
Place an apple wedge on the wide end of the triangle of dough.
Roll the dough around the apple wedge from wide end.
Wrap the corners of the wide end of the triangle around the apple so that the three points of the triangle meet.
Place the roll so that the gathered points of dough are on the bottom of the dumpling. Space the dumplings an inch or two apart.
Repeat with second can of dough.
Make sure you don't eat an apple wedge while you're wedging the apples or you'll have a lonely, sad, apple-less crescent roll like me.
Bake according to package instructions (13 minutes for the Great Value brand) until light golden brown. Remove from oven and allow to cool.
Become the apple of everyone's eye when you declare that these are for dinner.
Take another good picture and pretend you're a real foodie/photographer.