My Favorite Season - the End

Being the cheapskate I am, I love the ends of seasons. Nothing thrills my heart more than seeing red or yellow signs trumpeting "Clearance!" My heart palpitates at online clearance - being a cheapskate in my pajamas - what could be better? Buying big, heavy stuff in brick-and-mortar stores is a pain, what with the lifting and the fitting in the car. Which is why I'm shopping for yard art for my mom at Online Discount Mart. They've got everything from the whimsical to the serene, and everything in between (sorry, couldn't help it). Now to set a budget and try to not blow it...